GFYUPTO
pr-nounced “goofy up to.” when your employer’s policy on paid time off (“pto”) is limited and restrictive, requiring you to take unpaid-time-off (“upto”). the addition of ‘go f-ck youself’ (“gfy”) rounds out the statement by management that they do not care about your problems. hence gfyupto.
patrick: are you going on vacation this summer?
steve: yeah, but i only have 3 days of acc-mulated pto so i am going to have to take 2 days of gfyupto.
patrick: i thought so. i was just saying the other day how unfair the corporate policy is regarding paid-time-off.
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