gherkin suprise
this is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your p-n-s against your partner’s face to wake them up, then j-zzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
i gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and i don’t have a girlfriend
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