Ghetto Bluetooth


n. a phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user’s head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.
my drunk–ss friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth
the act of looking like you are wearing a bluetooth, while not having one.
a crackhead walking down the street talking to himself. “hey look! he’s wearing a ghetto bluetooth!”
when a black “muslim” woman uses her hijab (muslim headscarf) to harness her ordinary cellphone as a bluetooth. usually seen on street corners in cities.
“look over there, that black woman’s got a ghetto bluetooth!”

“i’m pretty sure allah wouldn’t approve of a ghetto bluetooth”

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