ghetto Chinese


food from an urban chinese takeout.

characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good chinese food. in dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexigl-ss barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.

properly pr-nounced: get’o chi-nee; e.g., chi-nee foo.
i’m sort of broke, and pretty hungry – i think i’ll go to lam’s and pick up some ghetto chinese.
super greasy, fast food chinese. usually served to go in a brown paper bag that will have a grease spot on the bottom in a few minutes.
i had to put my ghetto chinese on the floorboard of my car because grease dripping out the bag.

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