Ghetto Dookie


the act of dumping while on: a street, subway, or other public urban area. it is very common to leave the duke there, or to wipe with something odd(such as a leaf or newspaper) then place the wiped object on top.
“so i was just going down the street right, and then i saw this dude doin a m-ssive ghetto dookie right down on the yellow lines man.”

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