a flashlight stuck out of a car window to be used as a headlight. it can be done because the driver can’t afford working headlights, or for style.
people pointed and laughed at gerald as he drove down the street b-mpin’ tunes out of his boombox, with his ghetto headlight lightin’ up the street. some people thought he was mad cool but others thought he was just cheap.
- ghetto shoe shine
the act of cleaning your shoes with soap or toothpaste. the cheap way to clean shoes. ex. 1- jill: jeez becky, how do you manage to keep your chuck’s so clean? becky: i give them a ghetto shoe shine every week. ex. 2- katy: oh im gee! i just scuffed up my fabulous white shoes […]
v. to sit on a specter or other supernatural being in the past tense what you do last night i went out with all my girls you should have seen steph lol did she throw up on randle again i bet she did yeah she did oh weird yeah then later on some other thing […]
- mustard shot positive
when someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot gl-ss full of mustard if they are incorrect. usually used to overrule a friend or teammate’s answer to a trivia question. roscoe was mustard shot positive that the answer to the trivia question was “november rain”. he ended up drinking […]
- giggle furgle
a way of life; may also be a greeting. girl: did you get me something for my birthday? boy: giggle furgle!
the area of a neutered male dog, where his b-lls would be located had he not been neutered. guy 1: dave’s dog was just licking his d-ck, then licked your hand! guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonb-lls, but i’m going to go wash my hands…