ghetto hobnob


a cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread
i didn’t have any nice biscuits to go with this cup of tea so i made a ghetto hobn-b

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