Ghetto Hoops


-noun

1. (singular form) a makeshift “hoop”, formed by a woman’s cleavage

2. (plural form) a womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. – bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman’s chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) a slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman

examples:

1. “daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one h-lluva ghetto hoop!”

2. “gabby, check out how low cut marisa’s top is! let’s play us a game of ghetto hoops.”

3. “marisa’s got some nice ghetto hoops.”

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