ghetto lobster
a baby who’s been ‘disciplined’ with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.
that’s no baby with a sunburn; that’s a ghetto lobster.
a red lobster in a really ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.
that location is a seriously ghetto lobster.
a ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. they are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of african american desecent. they are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. they most likely live in the rich suburbs of bergen county, new jersey.
she’s so ghetto lobster – she acts all ghetto, but she’s from one of the richest towns in our state!
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