Ghetto Noodles


another way of referring to ramen noodles.
bro #1 – “yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?”
bro #2 – “maann, i’m broke duuude! i’ma have me some 25 cent ghetto noodles!”

or

customer – “yo what isle yo noodles at?”
grocery clerk – “what kind of noodles sir? spaghetti?”
customer – “naww….ummm, ghetto noodles.”
grocery clerk – “the ramen is on isle 5.”
customer – “thanks….”

true story

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