ghetto paved


when the highway department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. it looks like a freshly paved road. it’s black like a freshly paved road. it rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can’t see them because the rest of the road is black.
cianci:did you pave stafford road yet?
plunderdome555:no, i just ghetto paved it.

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