Ghetto Rican


a puerto rican who has at least one (if not all) of the following characteristics: no edjucationado, cant speak no ingles, has five kids by five different fathers, is a size 20 and wears a size 5, speaks obnoxiously loud, listens to loud–ss horid spanish music with b-ss loud enough to emplode a building, is on welfare and buys tons of expensive sh-t that they don’t need ghetto-fabulous including a stereo system and pimped out car–and then chooses to live in a one room apartment, smokes, does drugs, drinks, parties all the time, works a menial job, has sevaral stds–due to thier promiscuity and would not wear a condom if you paid them, is violent by nature, follows the christian faith (sometimes psychotically) and in other words, is a typical puerto rican!!!
look around–the ghetto ricans are everywhere–they’re overpopulating the earth!!!!

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