ghetto rich
primarily invested in depreciating -ssets i.e. cars, clothes, jewelery ghetto fabulous
someone with a tricked out car, a closet full of throwbacks, and no savings account is ghetto rich
when a person of no money or wealth receives a sum of money and spends it on cr-p they don’t need. for example; payday, p-wning something of value, or workman’s comp settlement.
marcus: hey, i just won $50 on a lottery ticket. can you give me a ride to liquor store to buy some miller lite and some p-rnos.
jon: dude, you are ghetto rich. you can at least spring for some bud lite.
when a lazy, non-working, baby-hatchery mother gets government money (welfare, social security, hud, etc.) because she produces so many children.
where did laneesha get the money for that new weave, those gold rims on her pinto, and those designer sungl-sses?
“didn’t you hear? all of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets social security for her kids.”
all eight of them?!?!
“yup. she’s ghetto rich.”
converting one’s bills into singles, making the apperance of wealth.
ghetto booty: girl, i thought that pimp was rich, but all he had was ones.
a twenty turned to one dollar bills makes you ghetto rich.
when you work so much you don’t have time to spend all the money you have acc-mulated.
being ghetto rich is nice but when you don’t have enough time to spend the money it sucks!!
so ghetto, straight from the hood, it’s rich
1979 cadillac
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