Ghetto Spoons
a game in which the partic-p-nts (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily african american population to engage in said game. to play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name “ghetto spoons”. once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or “ghetto”, and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling “n-gg-r!” as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. if you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.
philip: have you heard from gerald? i haven’t seen him at school for a few days.
bob: apparently he’s in the hospital after playing ghetto spoons on sat-rday.
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