ghetto trail mix


a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: usually a combination pork rinds, flammin’ hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
cory: dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
dan: aiigght.
cory: (shocked) you put oreos in this?!?!? shoot, you don’t even know what ghetto trail mix is.
any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.
jak: what you eatin’ there, epp?
epp: ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin’ hot cheetos.

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