ghetto visa
a card that is used for food stamp benefits in some states like oregon to take the “embarr-ssment” out of using food stamps.
john bought doritos and hot pockets on his ghetto visa at the convience store, while i had to pay cash.
1. a goverment funded card that is givin to low income people monthly, that can be used to purchase food or necessities with your tax dollars. commenly called food stamps or cash -ssistance.
2. a plastc card that is used at local convience stores to buy candy and soda.
3. a complete waste of your tax money.
today is the first of the month run down to the store with the ghetto visa and pick yourself up a 6 pack and some candy for the kids.
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