Ghost Beard
the pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
person #1: is that michael jackson?
person #2: nah brah, joaquin finally trimmed the wook scr-t-.
person #3: do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
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