Ghost Boner


a type of b-n-r that a guy gets without realizing it.
dude look at that dude he has a ghost b-n-r and doesn’t even know it!
the crease in your pants that looks like you have a b-n-r.
“d-mn, look how small randy’s b-n-r is.” “its a ghost b-n-r, god! my d-ck is like a centimeter longer!”
the temporary, lingering erection following an -rg-sm. ghost b-n-rs typically only last for a short period of time.
wife: “are you ready to have s-x again?”
me: “no, this is just a ghost b-n-r.”

ghost b-n-r erection dong s-x -rg-sm
still being able to feel the d-ck that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
-wipes off -ss-
“gurl, you got something on your b-tt?”

“nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost b-n-r.”

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