Ghost Dump
when you take a dump, and you feel your p–p squeeze out your b-tt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the p–p is nowhere to be seen.
guy #1: holy sh-t dude, i just took a ghost dump.
guy #2: what’s that?
guy #1: i took a huge dump, but there wasn’t any p–p in my toilet!
the pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
“that feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force.”
when you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.
i was sh-tting on the toilet, then when i turned around there was nothing there, i think i just did a ghost dump.
a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there
man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump
pr-nounced go-st duh-mp: noun.
1. the waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. when a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
yikes! don’t step in that ghost dump!
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