Ghost Jizz

when you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.
g-d i’m just blowing out ghost j-zz. it’s all clear and nasty.
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the process in which a person -j-c-l-t-s on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. the -j-c-l-t–n must successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
“man, sarah drank a bunch of vodka and p-ssed out last night and i totally ghost j-zzed her.”

the following morning…

“oh man, my face is so sticky, i feel like a ghost j-zzed on me!”
this term is used to describe the embarr-ssing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to -j-c-l-t-. when he checks to see his j-zz, there is nothing there, as if he -j-c-l-t-d nothing but a ghost.
mary: how was the s-x last night?
sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost j-zz.
1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried j-zz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you j-zzed on yourself
“dude did you c-m on yourself”
“nah man i just ate subway and it ghost j-zzed on me”

“sh-t i got ghost j-zz on me”

“i need to do laindry man too much ghost j-zz on my jeans”
the seepage of spooge deep from within a woman’s v-g-n- following a man’s liberation of his juices within the sn-tch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight…all of a sudden…bam!!!
as farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost j-zz her husband, garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.