Ghost Load


when you -j-c-l-t- but nothing comes out.
i jacked off and j-zzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.
when one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and -j-c-l-t-s to an indeterminate location. even upon closer inspection and sherlock holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.
i was flogging my dolphin last night and when i shot my d-ck snot i couldn’t find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!
refers to the leftover mess when a man -j-c-l-t-s (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of s-m-n on his hands or other parts of his body. others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term “ghost” load.

can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. “ghost loaded”.
example 1:

john: “sorry boss, i forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. i think i got ghost load on that rep from anderson corp. when i shook his hand.”

jack: “it’s mistakes like this we can’t afford to make, john! you’re fired!”

example 2:

“let’s go to the club and go ghost loading.”
a ghostload is the ‘invisible’ load that comes out of a climaxing p-n-s when one has m-st-rb-t-d or had s-x more then a certain amount of times in a row. usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

since the t-st-cl-s can only produce so many sperm per day, your b-lls eventually runs out of it when you -rg-sm too often without resting properly.

although blowing a ghostload doesn’t feel like a real accomplishment for the partic-p-nt(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
friend 1: i had s-x with jimmy’s mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night i only blew ghostloads over her face.
friend 2 : that’s awesome.
friend 1: yes.

or

john: dude! what the h-ll are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
matt: jeez, relax man, it’s only a ghostload.
john: oh, sorry, my bad.
matt: no problem, high five!
1. a s-xual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. this is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. just before the guy c-ms, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he’s coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. this takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good “long shot.”
tony’s girl was being a prude about facials, so the other night, he pulled the ole’ ghost load.

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