ghost retard


a ghost that is r-t-rded. you know how when you have a ghost but it doesn’t scare you, that ghost is surely r-t-rded.
holy sh-t mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, i bet it is your ghost r-t-rd trying to scare us again.

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