ghost rider


when you are having s-x with a girl, and your buddy watches through the window. you leave the room for a minute, and switch places with your friend, while the girl does not know that shes having s-x with your friend, not you. you then knock on the window and wave at her.
she screamed after he performed the ghost rider.
no…there is actually a ‘ghost rider’ that is better than that t.v show made for 5 year olds.
‘ghost rider’ is a european motorbike rider that makes a living from performing dangerous, high-speed stunts on his bike. his activities are highly illegal and he is wanted by many police. he wears only black, his bike is black and he never ever takes his helmet off…making his ident-ty ghost like.
“have you seen ghostrider 3 – the final ride?”
a flaming leather clad skeleton possesed by the devil to punish the guilty and hunt down rouge demons. johnny blaze is this superhero’s true ident-ty. when blaze is ghost rider, he displays super-human strentgh and resilience, and wields a h-llfire shotgun and a h-llfire infused chain. his motorcycle is capable of reaching near impossible speed and can ride up vertical walls and across the surface of water. his greatest weapon is “pennance stare”, which is where he locks eyes with you and makes you experience all the pain you have ever caused, which basically drives you mad, then destroys your soul.
earth demon: have mercy!
ghost rider: sorry, out of mercy.
famous swedish motocyclist that outruns police just for sh-ts and giggles.
ghostrider hits 140km/h on a daily basis
when a black man only has s-x with white women.
d-mn i don’t ever see rahiem with black women. n-gg- don’t you know that fool’s a ghost rider and that chick he is with is a night rider.
a girl who only bangs white guys.
that girl has never been with a black man. she’s been a ghostrider her whole life.
the act of innitiating s-x, with someone who is completely asleep and un aware, and finishing anyway. the instigator is the ghost rider.
i was p-ssed out last night but my girlfriend was h-rny and pulled the ghost rider on me

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