Ghost Shift
when you show up to work your night shift. clock in then dissapear to whereabouts unknown. eight hours later you return to clock out. n-body knows where you went and they think you called in sick when you really didnt.
what? glenn was here tonight? i thought he called in sick tonight. he pulled a ghost shift!
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