ghost shit
a sh-t that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you’re done, isn’t in the toilet! you could have sworn you took that sh-t but it’s gone! you wipe your -rs- and it’s perfectly clean. where did the sh-t go? i don’t know!
bob: hey man! you didn’t flush the toilet! samwise: it’s ok playa. it was a ghost sh-t… respek
when you sh-t and whipe your -ss and its clean. -then you look in the toilet, the sh-t went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your sh-t never existed.
-the first condition is enough to const-tute a ghost sh-t.
youll have it one day
stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
you take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..
“i swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there..” “whoa ghost sh-t!”
when you take that monster sh-t, and then go to wipe your -ss, but theres nothing there. it’s like it never happened… 😐
kelsey: hey matt you almost done in there?
matt: yeah but we’re out of toilet paper…
oh wait its a ghost sh-t nevermind its coo.
the act of defecating in one’s toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no sh-t in the toilet
“i ate so much at that taco place i thought i’d definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but i made a ghost sh-t instead” said michael woefully
another name for those little styrofoam packing t-rds.
when jim opened this big–ss box, all of this ghost sh-t came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
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