ghost turd

to rush to the toilet thinking you had to p–p
i thought i was going to cr-p my pants, but it was a ghost t-rd
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when you sit on the can and you can swear you’re droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there’s no sighn of it
oh, man, i just laid a ghost t-rd
also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no t-rd in it.
holy cr-p, i just had my first ghost t-rd
when you have taken a t-rd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you’ve had a look.
james took a big, big log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. the bowl was empty with no t-rd in sight. james excitedly ran to his mother – mummy, i did a ghost t-rd!!!
dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning
dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost t-rds
1. dust b-lls under your bed
2. dust bunnies
jeez mike, clean your room – just look at all those ghost t-rds under your bed!
a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture
there was that one ghost t-rd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the sp-ce under the bed.
similar to a “clean pinch” in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif’s badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a t-rd.
fred – “it stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?”

bob – “the exact opposite my friend – the ghost t-rd rides again!”