ghost turkey
when it’s thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
happy black friday! by the way, last night, i gave the lady a ghost turkey.
once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. when their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect p-n-s or strap-on into their mouth.
“she was p-ssed out post thanksgiving and asked for the ghost turkey, so i gave her the full ghost turkey.”
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