ghost wood


when your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don’t. can lead to very awkward moments.
girl: “what the- do you have a b-n-r?”

boy: “what? no, my boxers just bunched up a bit. got a little ghost wood there.”

girl: “ya lying b-st-rd!”
the half-b-n-r you have after done jacking off and j-zz is still slightly dripping out
i needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn’t go away so i couldn’t put my pants on.

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