ghostduck
when you fart with such force, the sheer wind power creates a vibrating effect between your b-ttcheeks. the resulting noise is a “quuuaaaack!” since there obviously isn’t a physical duck next to you, and humans cannot quack with such accuracy, the only logical explanation is that ghostduck is around, haunting you with his cryptic cries.
you hear that anguished quack? nah, wasn’t me farting…it must’ve been ghostduck. quacks and vanishes.
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