Ghostmas


a holiday that blockhead celebrates. he celebrates it on random days. he’ll paint hearts all over his house and nail paint cans to the wall. he also goes around the block p-ssing people off or scaring them. he refers halloween to the “magice curse word”. he wears a shirt on ghostmas that says “#1” because his costume is the number one guy.

the ghostmas carol:
once apon a time… in winter lands of snow, there was a town of 50 folks or so… but monsters were around a million years ago but they were not afriad, cuz they all had ghostmas day!!!
on every other night they never made a sound, when the singing birds went quiet and the sun went down, scary bats and pirates came out from the ground. but they told them go away and don’t come back its ghostmas day!!!
never wait a moment when you share your love… below the shiney, sparkling stars alight above… but what you feel inside is not just love to say, cuz everyone is on on ghostmas day!!!
so give a little gift to everyone yo u knew, and if you have a pumpkin they might like that too… and although you might scare them they won’t go away, because we all love on ghostmas day!!!
person one: whats that wack job singing and doing?
person two: its just blockhead celebrating ghostmas, yuh know?

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