a kick -ss post-apocalyptic sci-fi and dark fantasy novel that kicks off an entire novel series called the “books of ezekiel”. lots of demons, guns, war, alchemy, and science and one young protagonist’s fight for survival amidst it all. not to be missed.
excerpt from “ghosts of koa”: with a h-llish scream, the creatures leaped forward, some of them skittering across the ground, others leaping onto the ceiling and skittering like spiders. all of them heading towards her. screaming and nearly blinded with tears of terror, ezekiel lifted her gun and jacked the trigger in the direction of the closest one.
bam! the bullet struck cleanly through the creature’s chest, blowing a red blossom below its collarbone, and it was still coming. bam! another shot sliced through the kneecap and the screaming creature fell, flailing wildly like a beached carp, but even in its throes, ezekiel could see it regroup, using its arms and remaining leg to scrabble towards her. its wild eyes were wide and jaundiced with a hunger that was not of this world, a desire that had immunized it against pain…
- chrispit up
make it sharper, clean it up, fix your errors. trabajo: “jeffe, what do you think of my expense report?” jeffe: “it doesn’t flow well. why don’t you try and ‘chrispit up’ a little bit?”
a term used in reference to someone who is partially or completely obese, lackadaisical, and slightly r-t-rded. a “gibbens” is often known for his/her obsession with modern video game culture, food, and lack of motivation dude, quit being such a gibbens and do something with your life
when a c-cky right-handed girl tries to give you a handjob with her left hand this one girl tried giving me a lefto last night,after 15 minutes i asked her to stop
- Lempe Knockout
when a male jacks off to a p-rno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of -j-c-l-t–n turns around and squirts c-m into the females eye johey was in his room during his “private time” when claire walked in johey was scared an accidently […]
mathesque is an adjective meaning to have very math like qualities, usually a negative thing kevin: so how’s math homework going? kat: very mathesque kevin: gross