ghoughphtheightteeau
a demonstration of how f-cked up the english language is. this could be pr-nounced as “potato” (non-american english).
the “gh” in “hiccough” is pr-nounced like “p”
the “ough” in “doughnut” is pr-nounced like “o”
the “phth” in “phthisis” is pr-nounced like “t”
the “eigh” in “neighbour” is pr-nounced like “a”
the “tte” in “gazette” is pr-nounced like “t”
the “eau” in “plateau” is pr-nounced like “o”
i once ate a ghoughphtheightteeau, also known as a potato.
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