gian ortiz
gian ortiz
an asian eyed lover boy , with the ability to go super saiyan. quality fingers. -n-l lover. furry at its finest and avid dragon ball z watcher. guapo guaco. loves fingers inserted into r-ct-m. enjoys golden showers from his wife and sticking foreign objects into his wife’s -n-l hole. will suck a d-ck for $20. kinda g-y, kinda not. k thnxs bye
“ love when my wife dresses up as a ostrich in bed and let’s me stick the vacuum up her -ss while she eats my sh-t infested -sshole”
“wow you’re such a gian ortiz”
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