giant squid
to see someone or something without him/her seeing you.
i’m afraid to go too deep into the ocean–who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. it’s been said that we haven’t seen them, but they’ve definitely seen us.
1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched s-xual depravity.
2. the m-ssively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the giant squid.
peter: i got a giant squid from sarah last night. ink is a b-tch to get off.
harry: yeah, i can see that fat b-tch being a giant squid. you know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
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