Giant Toscano Eating Bitch
a giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large -ss, cotton pants, and a pushy att-tude, who consumes (at times in m-ss quant-ties) the “toscano” sandwich from the local italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy italian sausage).
one can only -ssume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the “giant”.
“that giant toscano eating b-tch is back again!!”
or
“most home ec teachers seem to look like giant toscano eating b-tches.”
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