Skanky Sea Slut


a common beach hooker that hangs out at the waterfront all day hoping to snag a man with her 50ft man-pole. most likely never fully washes all the sand out of her v-g-n-/mangina or bathes otherwise than in the sea water, therefore rendering her sk-nky and useless to mankind.
little tommy exclaimed “look mommy! i think i see a sk-nky sea sl-t in the water.”
“no, little tommy that is just paris hilton.”

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