Giduck
noun-
1. a terrorologist certified by his own certifying agency
2. one who is unable to keep facts straight due to the telling of thousands of sequential lies
3. one who vacations with cop killers using the dead cops life insurance to pay for the trip
4. one who poorly photoshops themselves into photos to prove they are an international man of mystery
5. one who throws and/or twirls shovels like a high school majorette
dude did you hear about that idema guy?
yeah- he’s a real giduck.
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