gift sex


similar to surpise s-x but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: matt got gift s-x from jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: whats so bad about that
dude 1: jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that

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