Gift wrap
the act of floating a sheet or two of sh-t roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a t-rd square in the middle of it. the centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the sh-t in wet toilet paper and effectively “gift wrapping” it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. the toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time – paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the t-rd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. for optimal gift wrapping the t-rd should also be in one piece and not overly large. machine-gun t-rds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
curious party: dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
gift wrapper: no p-ssengers on board here, man. i gave that motherf-cker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
curious party: nice.
piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls p-ssy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!
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when you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
i am going to gift wrap that n-gg-.
the act of hooking up with another…..usaualy in a s-xual manner
1.man i need some gift wrap bad
2.i heard she was getting all sorts of girt wrap
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