gigaflop


1) the ability of a system to compute one billion floating point operations in one second.

2) when you’re at your computer and your friend walks up next to you casually, only to slam his p-n-s down on your shoulder.
1) the psp will contain a vfpu floating-point vector unit with calculation capability of up to 2.6 gigaflops.

2) dude! i f-cking told you not to do that!
a billion, i.e. , 10(9), floating point operations per second.
only supercomputers can run that fast..idiot
geek slang for ultimate fail, derived from the term used to measure a computers performance. the word is split into two parts to justify its meaning. 1. giga (meaning f-ckin sh-te loads or 1,000,000,000) and 2. flop (meaning fail). not to be confused with gagaflip the act of discarding an unwanted lady gaga.
-man eats cashew nut only to find he’s inhaled it and is now getting the hymnic maneuver from a fat man with an erection- gigaflop

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