Gigantopotamus


1. a humorous name, term, or term of endearment for a fat, or slightly overweight, person.

2. a humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don’t hear you.
woman: “does my b-m look big in this?”
partner: “of course it does gigantopotamus”

from the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
see: chunkosaurus
huge, angry, basic cable dwelling she beast. known for hatred of men and swallowing silverware while eating.
rosie is the quintessential gigantopotamus

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