pants that exceed the garment industry’s ability to be defined by size.
“holy megapants!” john exclaimed to susan when he saw a lady in m-ssive denim slacks. susan replied, “no, i think those are more like gigapants!”
- bored af
i know you are bored but what the f-ck are you doing here if you are bored af, u suck
- norwegian slip and slide
an ancient norwegian compet-tion where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled i lost the norwegian slip and slide last night and i’m very sore.
a blond, short, f-ggot, that has no brains and the g-yest haircut known to man kind. “quit being a drezdin”
- thomas beavers
g-y f-ggot who like shoving more than 4 12 inch c-cks up his -sshole. thomas beavers likes -n-l
elhannah is a beautiful girl with a colorful/stylish fashion sense. she naturally brings life and energy to everything and everyone around her. they have the biggest most beautiful eyes that you will surly get lost in no matter how hard you try. her body isn’t even her best feature but it is always her temple […]