Gigaschnack Attack


a distant cousin of the bigmac attack, a gigaschnack attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume m-ssive quant-ties of low quality highly processed vending machine food.

abbr. gsa
person 1″hey are going to get dinner tonight?”

person 2″naw, i’ll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later”

person 1, “i say, you haven’t eaten all day, you must be starving!”

person 2″naw that aint me, i had a 5000 calorie gsa earlier”

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