Gigolo Pattern Baldness


when a man with prolific body hair shaves his p-b-s, and only his p-b-s leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
i shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like i’ve got gigolo pattern baldness!

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