Gildo


a golden or gold plated d-ld-. short for “gilded d-ld-“.
paris hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.

overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.
common name for one with so many d-cks up ones b-tt that he walks funny, short for “garage of d-ld-s”
cj says your a gildo
it is a condo or abode in the mountains where one goes to enjoy a weekend of skiing and tantric s-x.
man, i can’t wait to use the gildo this weekend with my top dudes.

hey, wanna come back to the gildo?
a gildo is a d-ld- for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small p-n-ses. it is specially designed for -n-s insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. it is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.
gay 1: “i no longer prefer my partner’s p-n-s in my -ss, a gildo is much better these days.”

gay 2: “agreed. it’s just awesome and the best for a longer -rg-sm.”
a refernce to gilly depoorter for being the ladies man
gildo is a hot mamma

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