gilgamesh

a nick-name used for a weird person.
i had to treat a gilgamesh at the hospital today.
gilgamesh was an historical king of uruk in babylonia, on the river euphrates in modern iraq; he lived about 2700 b.c. …for ur info he’s not a gimp!!!! read some books:)
what more do you want!!!! he’s a historical figure
an adaptation of the epic of gilgamesh hero, meaning something along the lines of mega awesome or pwnage.
“i just got us tickets to the wailers.”
“that’s f-cking gilgamesh, man.”
something or someone epic beyond words, such as gilgamesh himself. something or someone worthy of having an epic written about them/it.
example 1: billy mayes was the most gilgamesh pitchman ever.

example 2: those shoes are just gilgamesh.
noun: (alternatively gilga)

gilgamesh was the name of a world of warcraft avatar played by a wife who was using the voip service ventrilo to cyber with the male players of other avatars in her husbands guild. when the husband posted this information to the wow onyxia server forums, the entire ordeal engulfed the wow community over the weekend of 8/10/2007 before ultimately being quelled by forum moderators. there is some reason to believe the entire story was faked, however, the name gilgamesh has become synonymous with cheating, loose women in the wow community.
that blood elf chic is a total gilgamesh, she gives hawt ventsecks.
1. noun. a villian in ff.
2. adj. used to describe something pointless.
3. verb. to spam.
needs more gilgamesh!!!
the name for a very large p-n-s. a person who has a large p-n-s may name it this.
chick 1: “hey you see that guy over there?!”
chick 2: “yeah?
chick 1: “well i totally saw his gilgamesh when he banged me last night!”

“there’s a chick over there! are you ready for this gilgamesh?”