gimli
the world record holder for the highest kill-death ratio known to man.
random gamer: 19-8 is my kdr b-tches!
gimli: lol mines 43-0 n00b
dwarven prince of middle earth
son of gloin
three feet of pure s-x.
meghan: wow, that dwarf guy is sooo hot.
me: i know, i mean, he’s gimli.
the gimli is the s-xual practice of surprising your partner by donning a false beard (similar to that of the dwarf gimli) during s-xual intercourse or similar acts.
last night, the missus was well shocked when she looked up and i had done a gimli
a town in manitoba, canada.
the plane landed in gimli thus doubling the population.
small welsh dwarf, likes land rovers and is easily stressed.
usually found in underground bunkers or wales.
most balller person (dwarf) in lotr
gimli is a balla, baby
(adj.) word used by people like ouioui to describe anything.
“yum, that pie was so gimli!”
“don’t go near him! he’s gimli!”
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