GimpJobNerdPants
some little tw-ts who finds themselves addicted to mmorpgs which end up dominating their social lives and causing all their friends to leave them.
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it is also spongebobsquarepants’ queer little s-x-addict brother.
dad: time for dinner…
kid: 5 more minutes.
dad: no jonny, get down here now!
kid: (screaming) dad! i have a freakin clan war battle! 5 more freakin minutes!
dad: don’t make me come up there jonny!…
{dad goes upstairs}
dad: get down stairs now!
jonny: one second! let me finish you r-tard!
dad: what did you call me?!
jonny: s-sorry!!
-{from downstairs, molly and sue hear their father and brother alone with lots of banging and crying. eventually they come downstairs.
jonny has a black eye as he sits down}-
molly: psst, what happened?
jonny: i-i.. fell.
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spongebob: im ready, im ready, im ready!
patrick: hey spongebob, who’s that gettin’ off the bus?
-{enter gimpjobnerdpants}-
spongebob: thats my little queer gayboy brother!
gimpbob: spongebob!.. who’s your s-xy friend?
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