Ginger coffin


a coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. to stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful uv rays. they are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.
when going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, “quick into the ginger coffin! our souls will be safe there!”

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