a soulless handjob. possibly from a ginger.
chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.
- sexual nintendo
a phrase utilized by undereducated and usually older millenials . meant to take place of “s-xual innuendo “. the culprits are either too intoxicated or stupid to use the former. man: ” there’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber” dumb / drunk person: that phrase has […]
a rare pokemon who uses many moves to destroy his opponents such as mimicking and singing soothing melodies. has a very short temper when it’s getting roasted by the dogos. enjoys playing sports when he’s out of his poke ball, also like posing without a shirt when trying to attract female pokemon it’s very effective. […]
- barn crazy
always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority. horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them. in other words barn crazy i
fear of heights / high places she doesn’t like rollercoasters because she has hypsiphobia.
- kris bryant
2015 rookie of the year. only reason why teenage girls from chicago watch baseball. future legend and m-ss poon slayer becky: kris bryant can reach home plate with me! dad: me too!